Patrick Nikolaus

Patrick Nikolaus

Patrick Nikolaus

To understand Patrick Nikolaus, one must first understand his mustache. That glorious landing strip of moose velvet (and the ideology that underlies it) transcend what would already have been an illustraios life of crossfit and veganism. Nay, Patrick is more than a patch of lip velcro and a pile of leafy greens. He is mythic he is wise. And he is an inspirtation to us all.

Also I think he's from like Akron or something.

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