Dave Hatfield

Dave Hatfield

Dave Bacon Hatfield was born in the Black Forest to a family of well-off warthogs. After a childhood of hardship, he fled his noble roots and entered the monastery, it was there, among the monks and their mon-y vocations, that he discovered barbering. But his days of cutting circular bald patches monks’ scalps wore on him, he longed for something more. And so he smuggled himself aboard a cargo vessel bound for America, and walked inland until his supplies ran out. He made his home in Columbus, and not lives a fulfilling life cutting less-circular bald patches into people’s hair.

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